Eric Roberts credited as playing...
Paul
- Snider: I have this feeling about Dorothy. This hunch. She's gonna be a big star - in the movies or on TV - I don't know. But, a really big star! But, she's gonna need help. You can't do it alone. You need somebody!
- Dorothy's Mother: And you're gonna be that somebody?
- Snider: I know all the tricks. I know all the con games. I know all the bullshit and there's plenty of that, believe me. Together - we could be somebody. People would know who we are. People would know our names. People would treat us that special way - the way they treat stars!
- Snider: I'm gonna get a license plate that spells out Star 80. It's fame-fucking-tastic! You know, S-T-A-R eight zero. That's you! Star 80! Everybody in this town is gonna know who you are.
- Snider: I do love her.
- Dorothy's Mother: What did you say?
- Snider: I said I love her.
- Dorothy's Mother: Funny - I could've sworn you said 'I love IT.'
- Snider: Well, you can take your magazine, your mansion and your movies and shove'em *all* up your ass now.
- Snider: [after Dorothy strips on the bed] So you're gonna do me a big favor, huh? Ok, that's me - a charity case.
- Snider: Bastards! Everybody kissin' your ass. Everybody on their fuckin' knees. Well, not me. I don't kiss ass for nobody!
- Snider: [to pretty server at fast food outlet] Well, what's your name?
- Dorothy Stratten: Dorothy. Can I help you?
- Snider: You're beautiful.
- Dorothy Stratten: Me? May I take your order now?
- Snider: May I have something sweet, soft and white?
- [winks]
- Snider: You!
- Snider: If you like Italian food, I know a real knock-out place. I'll take you tomorrow night.
- Dorothy Stratten: I like pizza.
- Snider: Well, this is Northern Italian. Three stars.
- Dorothy's Mother: I don't see any naked pictures of you here, Paul. I don't see any pictures of you with your privates hanging out for the whole world to look at!
- Snider: Let's get the camera. I'm willing.
- Dorothy's Mother: Oh, I bet you are.
- Snider: Do you know who reads Playboy?
- Dorothy's Mother: No. Tell me.
- Snider: Movie producers, directors, agents, TV people. The people who produce "Charlie's Angels" read Playboy.
- Snider: Straighten up, Angel. You're slouching.
- Dorothy Stratten: [straightens up] Better?
- Snider: Makes you look taller. Makes you look like a Queen.
- Snider: [on the phone] Is Jimmy Caan there?
- Dorothy Stratten: Who?
- Snider: Sonny Corleone in "The Godfather."
- Dorothy Stratten: I didn't see it.
- Snider: He's probably there. He and Hef are pals.
- Snider: What's he like?
- Dorothy Stratten: Mr. Hefner? Nice, like I said. But, I get the feeling that everybody trembles a little when they mention his name. You know, "Mr. Hefner wants to see you."
- Snider: Was he wearing pajamas?
- Dorothy Stratten: How'd you know?
- Exotic Dancer: You know, Snider, I have this theory about you.
- Snider: Oh, you do, do you?
- Exotic Dancer: I think that the reason why you're so good in bed is because you just plain try harder. I mean, baby, you put in an eight hour day in fifteen minutes!
