Lawrence Pressman credited as playing...
Dick Bernly
- Dick: [after seeing Hart tied up and drawing the wrong conclusion] So! This is what you're into now. Bondage, S&M, sex games!
- Judy Bernly: [thinking fast] Uh... that's right, all of it! I'm into... everything. Now, get out of here!
- Dick: Who is that guy?
- Judy Bernly: He's my boss.
- Dick: Oh, so you're having an affair with your boss, huh? Isn't that typical!
- Judy Bernly: Just like you had an affair with your secretary! Getting her PREGNANT, no less!
- Dick: But, Judy, this isn't you at all! You can't be serious about this!
- Judy Bernly: Don't you tell me what I can or can't be serious about, or what is or isn't me! If I want to play S&S and M&M and all those other bondage games, or even smoke pot, that's my business!
- Dick: Smoking pot? I can see what all that has done to you...! And to think I actually came here tonight and asked you to come back to me! HA!
- Judy Bernly: "HA" is right! Would *you* come back to you? Remember, you're the one who wanted the divorce; *I* wanted to hire a marriage counselor and patch things up, but NO-OOO! Not that I'm ungrateful; actually, I opened a bottle of wine the day after you flew off with Liza!
- Dick: If that's the way you feel, then there's nothing more to say.
- Judy Bernly: Oh, yes there is!... HIT THE ROAD, BUSTER! THIS IS WHERE YOU GET OFF!
- [shoves him out of the house and slams the door after him]
