Michel Serrault credited as playing...
Albin Mougeotte dit Zaza Napoli
- Albin Mougeotte: He's being taken from us, and we won't have any others.
- Renato Baldi: Unless there's a miracle.
- Renato Baldi: Try to walk like John Wayne.
- Albin Mougeotte: The cowboy?
- Renato Baldi: Yes. John Wayne gets down from the horse. He goes toward the saloon. He opens the doors and zap! Try it.
- Albin Mougeotte: I have to be John Wayne?
- Renato Baldi: Yes.
- Albin Mougeotte: Here I go.
- [Albin walks]
- Renato Baldi: That's John Wayne's daughter!
- Albin Mougeotte: [talking to the doctor] So, you boil down the sauce in the copper frying pan, be careful to take a copper frying pan, I always say to my friends you take a copper frying pan, or else.
- Renato Baldi: So, do you die or do you cook?
- Albin Mougeotte: [Realising what Renato just told him] You... you're not serious?
- Renato Baldi: Some girl he met at the University. Had to happen one day.
- Albin Mougeotte: With a girl? How awful! Poor little thing, that's not possible, he's... too young. He's gonna ruin his life.
- Renato Baldi: I told him, of course I did, to no avail. He thinks he's gonna be happy, and maybe he will. There's nothing we can do.
- Albin Mougeotte: You know, at first it hurts. I wasn't expecting this and it's hard. I was fine and now suddenly I... just a squeaky stomach I guess, this will pass... That girl, what a bitch!
- Laurent Baldi: [Entering the room and smiling] I guess you just told him!
- Jacob: Don't go away! Don't leave us!
- Albin Mougeotte: Don't cry, Jacob.
- Renato Baldi: What is this? "Uncle Tom's Cabin?"
- Albin Mougeotte: I've been dying to meet the father of that naughty girl - who's stealing my baby. The naughty thing!
