Frank Sivero credited as playing...
Eddie Di Muzio
- Jimmy Doyle: You got the blonde? That means I have the brunette,
- Eddie Di Muzio: Right.
- Jimmy Doyle: Ah, she's a total pain in the ass, man, You know how much time I just spent trying to make her? I spent 20 minutes giving her every routine I knew. It didn't even work. There was nothing! Nothing!
- Eddie Di Muzio: The one over there?
- Jimmy Doyle: Yeah, the one over there. That one, the WAC. What's the matter with you? Maybe the other one will go. You know how girls are, one goes, the other doesn't. It's the same story. You got the good one, I got the bad one. I'm excited. It's V-J Day, man! You know, I want to get laid! What's happening here?
- Ellen Flannery: Francine, I want you to meet my new monkey, This is Eddie DiMaggio.
- Eddie Di Muzio: That's Di Muzio.
- Francine Evans: Only you don't look like a Di Muzio. I said, it's funny, you don't look like - Skip it.
- Ellen Flannery: Oh, but he's a territic dancer, I mean, he dips and everything. Don't you, honey?
- Eddie Di Muzio: You better believe it, baby,
- Eddie Di Muzio: I gotta ask you a favor first. You using your room tonight or what?
- Jimmy Doyle: Of course I'm using my room tonight. Why? You want to use the room?
- Eddie Di Muzio: Yeah, I fell in love about a half hour ago with this chick over there, I think she's a professional dancer. She's got some pair of legs. You know, very leggy. You know what I mean, don't you?
- Jimmy Doyle: How long you gonna be?
- Eddie Di Muzio: Maybe an hour, maybe two, maybe less.
- Jimmy Doyle: All right, but use the bathroom.
- Jimmy Doyle: I've been looking all over for you. We're over there. The guys are waiting for you. Where are the broads?
- Eddie Di Muzio: They're over there,
- Eddie Di Muzio: Come on, honey. Let's go.
- Ellen Flannery: He's such an animal.
- Francine Evans: Where are you going - be careful.
- Ellen Flannery: I'll be right back, I'll be right back,
