Kang Chin credited as playing...
Fung Sheng Wu Chi
- One Armed Bum: [smashes flies on table with his hand] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... I killed seven with one blow! A new record! Hahahahahahahaaa! Hey waiter, bring me some more wine and food, would ya? Hahahaha!
- Waiter: [after eating, Bum realizes he has no money to pay, gets up and tries to leave] What's this? You leaving? Without paying your bill?
- One Armed Bum: And, and what if I haven't paid? Do you know who I am, huh?
- Waiter: [laughs incredulously] Who are ya?
- One Armed Bum: [slaps waiter's hand] Godammit! You don't know who I am? You never heard of me? Well, listen: Listen all of you! I happen to be the "One Armed Boxer!" See that? I killed seven! That should be enough for you! Yeah, I killed seven with one blow! Did you ever hear of anyone doing that?
- [small crowd gathers]
- Waiter: Alright, where are the seven men you killed then?
- One Armed Bum: Well, they weren't exactly men... they were flies!
- [everyone laughs]
- Fung Sheng Wu Chi: [Fung Sheng Wu Chi throws flying guillotine at One Armed Bum, decapitating him. Everyone panics and runs. Fung Sheng approaches waiter] Was he the One Armed Boxer?
- Waiter: He wasn't the One Armed Boxer! He was just a bum!
- [waiter leaves]
- Fung Sheng Wu Chi: I don't care who he was. I plan to kill every one armed man I come across here.
