Joseph Sirola credited as playing...
Charlie Hughes
- Gas Station Attendant: I can't take a credit card.
- Charlie Hughes: Why?
- Gas Station Attendant: They have a counterfeit investigation.
- Charlie Hughes: Listen idiot, this is a VIP card.
- Gas Station Attendant: Look Jack, I...
- Charlie Hughes: No wait a minute, Charles Hughes, not Jack. Did I say my name was Jack?
- Gas Station Attendant: Jack, I don't particularly like being called an idiot.
- Charlie Hughes: Wait a minute, wait a minute, my name is not Jack. It's Charles Hughes!
- Gas Station Attendant: I don't care if your name is Rockefeller; nine dollars and twenty three cents.
- Charlie Hughes: No no, not Rockefeller. Hughes, Charles Hughes, do you know what that means? You see that sign up there? I own two percent of that sign. That sign licenses you to sell gasoline. On Monday morning, that sign no longer licenses you to sell gasoline, because I own two percent of that sign, which means I own two percent of you. I don't want my two percent of you, so I'm going to get rid of it now! You understand what I mean? I hope you do, because there's a grade 'B' gasoline station down the road, selling grade 'B' gas to grade 'B' people, maybe you can get a job there fixing flats understand?
- Gas Station Attendant: Nine dollars and twenty three cents, cash!
- Charlie Hughes: Aha. Here's ten, Big Shot. Keep the change, because you're gonna need it! Remember the name? Hughes!
- Gas Station Attendant: Hughes. Charles Hughes. Mr. Hughes? Screw you!
