Ingrid Bergman credited as playing...
Stephanie Dickinson
- Stephanie: Mr Greenfield, please don't handle the instruments.
- Harvey Greenfield: I was reading the other day, a dentist in New Jersey has topless nurses.
- Stephanie: I didn't know you were interested in reading.
- [She exits]
- Dr. Julian Winston: I must say, it's grotesque. A woman your age, throwing yourself at a kid like that!
- Stephanie: And what about that eh, father-daughter thing of yours, if you don't think that's ridiculous...
- Dr. Julian Winston: Well, it's different for a man. If a man is with a younger woman it looks entirely appropriate, but when it's the other way around, it's disg...
- Stephanie: Well, you go to your church and I'll go to mine.
- Stephanie: I was married when I was young.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Married? I had no idea!
- Stephanie: Neither did he!
- Dr. Julian Winston: Stephanie?
- Stephanie: Doctor?
- Dr. Julian Winston: I think I'm going to kiss you.
- Stephanie: When will you know for sure?
- Dr. Julian Winston: [They kiss passionately] I plan to do this often.
- Stephanie: I'll make a note to remind you.
- Harvey Greenfield: Drink up. It'll make me look better to you.
- Stephanie: There isn't that much wine in the world.
- Harvey Greenfield: To our love affair.
- [clinking glasses]
- Stephanie: God forbid.
- Stephanie: Why did you choose this place?
- Harvey Greenfield: It's the new in-spot.
- Stephanie: I never heard of it.
- Harvey Greenfield: Nobody has, that's why it's so popular.
- [in the X-ray room, Julian reveals that he has hurt Mrs Durant--the first time he has caused a patient pain]
- Stephanie: Pity it wasn't Mr Greenfield!
- Stephanie: Really, Mrs Durant. Your teeth are more important than your hair.
- Mrs. Durant: You really believe that, don't you. Sad.
- Stephanie: Did you ever have a gin and tonic made with tequila?
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Looking slightly disgusted] No thank you. Tequila and tonic.
- Stephanie: No-no. No. You substitute the tequila! No, you substitute the tonic for the tequila.
- Dr. Julian Winston: The tequila for the tonic?
- Stephanie: Yes. Yes, they call it...
- Dr. Julian Winston: Gin and tequila?
- Stephanie: Yes. They call it the 'Mexican *Measles*'
- Dr. Julian Winston: [Correcting her] 'Missile.'
- Stephanie: Missile!
- [laughs]
- Stephanie: Yes and they tell me it prevents malaria.
- Toni Simmons: A man who lies cannot love.
- Stephanie: [about to close the door] That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie.
- Toni Simmons: [after Stephanie leaves] Dirty married bachelor!
- [an airline hostess from an Australian airline has phoned to ask if Dr. Winston is free for a date that evening]
- Dr. Julian Winston: Tell her I'm grounded!
- Stephanie: [down the phone] I'm sorry, Miss, but Dr Winston doesn't do that kind of work anymore.
- Dr. Julian Winston: Her name is Toni Simmons.
- Stephanie: Oh. I'm supposed to give you a message: She's alive.
- Señor Sánchez: I would like for us to have dinner one of these nights. Candlelight. Soft guitars.
- Stephanie: Will you bring along your wife?
- Señor Sánchez: My wife? You would not like her. Nobody likes her.
- Harvey Greenfield: Excuse me, Sergeant, eh, Miss Dickinson. Dr. Winston asked me to make an appointment for a lady friend of mine.
- Stephanie: How about a week from Tuesday at 7 AM?
- Harvey Greenfield: You're kidding. I'm asleep at 7 AM.
- Stephanie: Oh, I thought the appointment was for a lady?
- Harvey Greenfield: That's right. We're both asleep at 7 AM. I'm sorry, I hope I haven't shocked you.
- Stephanie: No, but it must be a terrible shock for her.
