Doris Day credited as playing...
Abby McClure
- Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
- Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
- Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.
- Mitch McClure: [All gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant] Boy, am I glad you two got married!
- Abby McClure: You are?
- Mitch McClure: Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!
- Jason McClure: Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
- Abby McClure: Go! Get moving!
- Jake Iverson: There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.
- Jason McClure: [walking into bedroom] Mommy!
- Abby McClure: [hugging Jason] What is it, sweetie?
- Jason McClure: I can't find the bathroom!
- Cleo: [approaches Jake getting out of his car] Oh, Jake... Well, howdy, neighbor.
- Jake Iverson: [caught by surprise] Oh, Hi, Cleo...
- Cleo: Sorry I haven't been over lately. I've been in Mexico--getting a divorce.
- Cleo: [Cleo notices Abby getting out of the car] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.
- Jake Iverson: No, no, I'm not... Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She's my... it's the neighbor--next door.
- Jake Iverson: [to Cleo] This is Abby, my wife.
- Cleo: Well, I just, uh, *happened* to be walking down the street...
- Abby McClure: It's a nice night for streetwalking, yeah...
- Cleo: She *is* your wife, isn't she?
