Scott Wilson credited as playing...
- Dick: Did you see those guys? They coulda robbed us!
- Perry: What of?
- Perry: It's true! Really true! We're on our way and never coming back. Never! And no regrets.
- Dick: For you. You're leaving nothing. What about my old man... and my mother? They'll still be there when my checks start bouncing.
- Perry: It's nice the way you think about your folks.
- Dick: Yeah! I'm a real thoughtful bastard.
- Dick: I don't know gold dust from diarrhea!
- Dick: There's two kinds of laws, honey. One for the rich and one for the poor.
- Perry: That was stupid - stealin' a lousy pack of razor blades! To prove what?
- Dick: It's the national pastime, baby, stealin' and cheatin'. If they ever count every cheatin' wife and tax chiseler, the whole country would be behind prison walls.
- Perry: [to himself, looking in a bathroom mirror] Stick 'em up!
- Perry: Hey, buddy!
- Perry: [realizing he's being watched] How long you been standin' there?
- Dick: Long enough to catch your late late show.
- Dick: Next move... Mexico. Once we beat it out of the country.
- Perry: On what? $43 and a smile and bullshit.
- [First use of the word 'bullshit' in a Hollywood film]
- Dick: You guessed it, chief. It's the smile that does it. Like it says in the commercials, the family that sticks together lives forever.
- Dick: [to Perry] I'm SICK of it, maps, buried treasure, ALL OF IT! So ship it, burn it, get RID of that ton and a half of garbage! There AIN'T no buried treasure, and even if there WAS, boy, hell, you can't even swim!
- Dick: [to the prisoner in the next cell] Hey Andy, do them books say what happens when you hang?
- Andy: [smoking cigar] Neck breaks...
- [spits]
- Andy: crap your pants.
- Dick: Did you ever hang any paper?
- Perry: I couldn't cash a check, even if it was good!
- Dick: [to Perry, just after arrest] Hey, Buddy, put in a call for that big, ol' Yellow Bird!
- Dick: Welcome back to Kansas buddy. The heart of America. The land of wheat, corn, bible, and natural gas
- Dick: Forget it. Black stockings are a waste of time. No one's gonna remember us because we're leaving no witnesses.
- Dick: A full day's work deserves a full-course dinner.
- Perry: The condemned ate a hearty meal.
- Dick: I don't know what they ate, but tonight, cheeseburgers
- Dick: What's the matter ?
- Perry: We're the matter! We're ridiculous! You tapping the walls for a safe that isn't there! Tap, tap, tap like some nutty woodpecker... and me, humping around on the floor with my legs on fire and all, stealing a kid's silver dollar. Ridiculous !
- Dick: like it says in the commercials, "the family that sticks together lives forever".
- Dick: You want to watch it, boy. You'll end up an aspirin junkie.
- Perry: Been one for seven years. Got the habit in the hospital.
- Dick: Doctors.
- Perry: They made a dwarf out of me.
- Dick: Doctors and lawyers. What do they care? Ever see a millionaire fry in the electric chair? Hell no. There's two kinds of laws, honey: one for the rich, and one for the poor. Look at me. I crack up my car, wake up in a charity ward and don't even recognize myself. I hate to count how much classy pussy that cost me.
- Perry: They left you a wonderful smile, though.
- Dick: Yeah, the all-American boy!
