Brian Keith credited as playing...
Link Mattocks
- Alice Foss: Well, I'm sorry to bother you, Chief Mattocks, but I just had a call from Muriel Everett.
- Link Mattocks: What is it, what's she want?
- Alice Foss: She was shouting that I should call you, because according to her - well, Muriel said the Russians have landed!
- Link Mattocks: Want to give me that again, Alice?
- Alice Foss: Muriel said the Russians have landed, whatever that means, Chief. And she said they were attacking her personally!
- Link Mattocks: Remember last time, when she called about that Peeping Tom - you know who that was, don't you? It was that Luther Grilk's horse.
- Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest.
- Rozanov: But I...
- Link Mattocks: Tell the Captain he's under arrest!
- Rozanov: [in Russian, subtitled] The policeman says you are under arrest.
- Captain: [laughs loudly, speaking in Russian, subtitled] Tell him that I'm going to blow this town to pieces!
- Link Mattocks: [to Rozanov] What did he say?
- Rozanov: Well, he's angry, yes. He says, "you stupid idiot," he will blow up the town.
- Link Mattocks: [to the Russian Captain] You come in here, scaring people half to death. you steal cars and motorboats, and you cause damage to private property and you threaten the whole community with grievous bodily harm and maybe murder. Now, we ain't going to take any more of that, see? We may be scared, but maybe we ain't so scared as you think we are, see? Now you say you're going to blow up the town, huh? Well, I say, all right! You start shooting, and see what happens!
- Link Mattocks: [to the Russian sub captain after telling him that he's under arrest] All right, let's have your name and address.
- Rozanov: [translating in Russian] He wants our address.
- Captain: [to the Russian sailors, in Russian] Point your gun... take aim right between their eyes!
- Fendall Hawkins: [after the Russians in the boat eluded capture] I'm holding you responsible!
- Fendall Hawkins: [drawing his sword] As Commander of the Civilian Forces, in this emergency! I'm charging you with treaso!
- Link Mattocks: Gimme that thing!
- [Mattocks grabs Hawkins' sword and breaks it in half]
- Fendall Hawkins: [half tearful, half enraged] That's a Dexter F. Meadows Memorial Sword.
- Link Mattocks: Yeah.
- Fendall Hawkins: [enraged] You traitorous fink!
- [Hawkins goes for Mattocks, resulting in a brawl]
