Clint Eastwood credited as playing...
Blondie
- Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
- Blondie: I'll keep the money and you can have the rope.
- Tuco: You filthy, double-crossing bastard! Of all the stinking, dirty tricks...
- Blondie: The way back to town is only 70 miles. You know, if you save your breath, I feel a man like you could manage it. Adiós.
- Tuco: You-you-you filthy bastard! Come here! Come here! Take -cut this rope off! Get off that horse. Get off that horse! You filthy coward! If I ever catch you, l'll rip your heart out and eat it! I'll skin you alive! I'll hang you up by your thumbs. You thief! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- Blondie: [clicks his tongue] Such ingratitude, after all the times I've saved your life.
- Blondie: [counting Angel Eyes' men] One, two, three, four, five, six. Six. Perfect number.
- Angel Eyes: Huh. Isn't three the perfect number?
- Blondie: Mm... yeah. But I've got six more bullets in my gun.
- Tuco: [thinking the cavalry they've met are Confederate] Hurrah! Hurrah for the Confederacy! HURRAH! Down with General Grant! Hurrah for General... what's his name?
- Blondie: Lee.
- Tuco: Lee! LEE! Ha ha! God is with us because he hates the Yanks too. HURRAH!
- Blondie: [spits] God's not on our side because he hates *idiots* also.
- [the commander of the cavalry patrol they've met reveals his blue uniform]
- Blondie: [With Tuco's gun pointed at him, Blondie has no choice but to let his new partner hang] Sorry, Shorty.
- Tuco: I'm very happy you are working with me! And we're together again.
- [pause]
- Tuco: I get dressed, I kill him and be right back.
- Blondie: Listen, I forgot to mention... He's not alone. There's five of 'em.
- Tuco: Five?
- Blondie: Yeah, five of 'em.
- Tuco: So, that's why you came to Tuco.
- [pause]
- Tuco: It doesn't matter, I'll kill them all.
- Blondie: It's not a joke, it's a rope, Tuco. Now I want you to get up there and put your head in that noose.
- Blondie: If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money.
- Angel Eyes: [frowning] Why?
- Blondie: I'll tell you why.
- [Blondie kicks the coffin lid open]
- Blondie: Cause there's nothin' in here!
- Blondie: You may run the risks, my friend, but I do the cutting. We cut down my percentage - uh, cigar? - liable to interfere with my aim.
- Tuco: But if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Tuco. Nothing!
- [Chuckles, bites cigar]
- Blondie: If your friends stay out in the damp, they're liable to catch a cold aren't they... or a bullet.
- Tuco: [trying to read a grave that is marked "Unknown"] Unk-... unk-... there's no name on it.
- Blondie: [showing him the stone the name was supposed to be written on stone] There's no name here, either. See, that's what Bill Carson told me... it was the grave marked "Unknown" right beside Arch Stanton.
- Bounty Hunter: [three bounty hunters have cornered Tuco] No! No pistol, amigo! It won't do you any good. There are three of us!
- Mexican Bounty Hunter: [holding a wanted poster] Hey, amigo! You know you got a face beautiful enough to be worth $2000?
- Blondie: [from behind them] Yeah, but you don't look like the one who'll collect it.
- [Lights a cigar]
- Blondie: A couple steps back.
- [the bounty hunters draw their guns but Blondie guns down all three]
