Peter Tork credited as playing...
- Davy: What's in the morning paper, Peter?
- Peter: Oh, "Li'l Abner," "Peanuts"... Oh, say, this is funny!
- [laughs]
- Peter: This big guy hits the little guy with a club, and the little guy hits the big guy in the jaw!
- [laughs some more]
- Davy: What comic strip is that?
- Peter: What comic strip? This is the editorial page.
- Peter: Cross at the green, not in between!
- Davy: He's been out in the sun too long.
- Micky: He was no bargain in the shade.
- Peter: Oh no, footprints! Someone else is on this island!
- Micky: Oh, don't worry, those are ours, we don't have a larger set so we had to use the same one twice.
- Mike: Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that
- [snaps fingers]
- Mike: to a vengeful, hateful mob!
- Peter: How do you know that?
- Mike: Because these are my people.
- Peter: Hey, look, guys! All the comforts of home!
- Mike: Yeah, YOUR home, shotgun, not MINE.
- Mike: Ooh! So, uh... That's, uh... That's what
- [bleeped]
- Mike: is all about.
- Davy: Yeah.
- [bleeped]
- Davy: It's pretty scary.
- Micky: You know what's even more scary?
- Peter: What?
- Micky: You can't say
- [bleeped]
- Micky: on television.
- Peter: [as the rigged blimp carrying the muscle man floats away] Well, there he goes.
- Davy: Yeah, where's that, uh, der-uh... der-uh... blimp headed for?
- Peter: [almost comically] Bayonne, New Jersey.
- Davy: Bayon-Bayonne, New Jer-? You know, I used to have a girlfriend in Bayonne, New Jersey.
- Peter: Anything like the Secaucus girls?
- Davy: [nonchalantly] No, I don't know, her name was Mary Ann.
