Ed Begley credited as playing...
Shamus Tobin
- Shamus Tobin: Find yourself a good man, a good Irish Catholic, and settle down.
- Molly Brown: Hmh! The man I marry's got to be more than just Irish Catholic.
- Shamus Tobin: What more can a man be?
- Molly Brown: Well if he's going to crawl in next to me, he's going to have to be the richest Irish Catholic next to the Pope.
- Shamus Tobin: Molly sure know what she was doin' when she made this place red. The blood don't show.
- Shamus Tobin: [describing the only boy interested in Molly] He tried to show her his pa's hayloft, she tied a tin can to his tail and sent him rattling down the road.
- [first lines]
- Shamus Tobin: [and Murphy] Belly up, belly up to the bar, boys / Better loosen your belts...
- Molly Brown: I'll send for you, Pa. I promise that. You'll have a room of your own, where you can stay in bed all day with a jug of the best liquor.
- Shamus Tobin: I do that now.
- Murphy: About time to marry her off.
- Shamus Tobin: Marry? Who'd want Molly?
- Murphy: Well, there must be somebody who doesn't know her.
