Russell Johnson credited as playing...
Professor Roy Hinkley • Bad Guy 2 • Boyfriend • Captain Kidd • Cary Grant • Chief • Dr. Cary Grant • Mary Ann Sunmers • Old Man • Old Professor • Prince 3 • Professor Roy Hinckley • Prosecutor • Sherlock Holmes
- Gilligan: Hiya, Professor. What are you doing?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: I'm making notes for a book. It's to be a chronicle of our adventures on the island... I think it's a book people will want to buy, don't you?
- Gilligan: Sure, I'll buy one. I'm dying to find out what happens to us.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Listen, Gilligan, how far down was she? How many feet?
- Gilligan: Professor, in navy circles, we don't say "feet". We say "fathoms".
- Professor Roy Hinkley: All right, how many fathoms?
- Gilligan: Oh I don't know, about 15 feet.
- [the castaways have set up a courtroom and are conducting a trial]
- Thurston Howell III: Your Honor, will you get another gavel?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Why?
- Thurston Howell III: That one's squirting milk all over me.
- [Later in the same courtroom sequence]
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: Ginger's very damaging to us.
- Gilligan: Yeah, her testimony.
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: No, her legs.
- [And finally...]
- Thurston Howell III: I'd like to charge Mary Ann with murder.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Murder?
- Thurston Howell III: Her testimony's killing me.
- Professor Roy Hinkley: I'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter.
- Skipper Jonas Grumby: All right, we'll get Mr. Howell and we'll reconnoiter. Come on.
- Gilligan: Okay, but I think we ought to scout around a bit first.
- Gilligan: Do those headhunters really collect heads, Professor?
- Professor Roy Hinkley: Yes, Gilligan. They boil them... they shrink them... and then they mount them on sticks.
- Gilligan: Eeeeeeew, what a crazy cane!
