Jessie Royce Landis credited as playing...
Ethel Williams
- Ethel Williams: Have you noticed how insolent the help has become lately? Ever since the Kennedys got in.
- Ethel Williams: Waitress, waitress darling. Another round please.
- Waitress: Are you sure, madam?
- Ethel Williams: Madam is sure.
- Waitress: Madam is crocked.
- Ethel Williams: Since you insist upon robbing yourself of sleep and undermining your heath, it really ought to be with girls!
- Fred Williams: As a famous philosopher once wrote, "If you could get milk for a penny a quart, you wouldn't keep a cow."
- Ethel Williams: No. Not if all you wanted was milk.
- Fred Williams: What else would I want from a cow?
- Ethel Williams: I don't know. Companionship?
- Ethel Williams: When I was in college I had a boyfriend from Sweden and a Swedish massage always revives fond memories.
