Cyril Smith credited as playing...
Henry Hornett
- Henry Hornett: What do we do now?
- Emma Hornett: I'll tell you what you do - speak when you've spoken to. It's all your fault anyway - bringing a sailor into the house!
- Henry Hornett: I'm not complaining!
- Drunk (guest appearance): Not complaining?
- Henry Hornett: No - in a way, I love my wife.
- Drunk (guest appearance): [laughs] your Emma must have changed quite a lot.
- Henry Hornett: I'll say she has. She's changed me pals, me nights out and me football.
