- Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald: [Screaming Eagle Garfield is watching him shave, and is making some odd faces] Are you enjoying my shave?
- Shrieking Eagle Garfield: Huh.
- Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald: Why don't you run along and have one of your own?
- Shrieking Eagle Garfield: Indian no shave. No have hair on face.
- Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald: Hmm, like a squaw, huh?
- Shrieking Eagle Garfield: Squaw have'm hair on face. Shave'm twice a day.
- Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald: [Gives him a perplexed look] You know, Sunday I'm gettin' married, and you and I will have to part company, old buddy. Why don't you run along, find a girl of your own and get married?
- Shrieking Eagle Garfield: [Breaking into a cadence, snapping his fingers] I am member of Chickasaw Nation, and I say with-out reservation, when a Chickasaw buck take'm squaw, he always take'm Chickasaw, 'cause the slickest chick you ever saw is a quick slick quick Chickasaw squaw...
- Lt. Victor 'Vic' Donald: [Looking even more perplexed] Say that again?
