Jean Vander Pyl credited as playing...
Wilma Flintstone • Pebbles Flintstone • Nurse • Assistant • Bertha • Cashier • Clarence • Clerk • Creepela • Dancer • Desk Nurse • Edie • Esther • Fairy Godmother • Fat Lady • Girl • Girl #3 • Greta Gravel • Harem Girls • Kid • Kitty • Lady Customer • Madame Yes • Maid • Melvin • Miss Big • Mom Bunny • Mother • Mrs Vanderock • Mrs. Gabbystone • Mrs. Mortimer Mortar • Mrs. Quartzstone • Ms. Keystone • Norman • Opera singer • Paperboy • Pebbles Flintstonee • Sandy • Wilma Flagstone • Wilma Flintston • Zaza
- Wilma Flintstone: I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave.
- Barney Rubble: Say, Fred, ain't it time for the big fight?
- Fred Flintstone: Hey-hey, I'm glad you remembered! You fix the chairs. I'll get the soda and popcorn.
- Wilma Flintstone: I didn't know there was a fight scheduled.
- Barney Rubble: [while moving two chairs over to the window looking into the neighbors' home] You kiddin'? Tonight's for the championship. Oh, it should be a real grudge bout.
- Betty Rubble: Heavyweight or lightweight?
- Barney Rubble: Both. A heavyweight versus a lightweight.
- Wilma Flintstone: Why are you putting the chairs over there by the window? The TV set is here.
- Fred Flintstone: This is not on TV. It's a closed-circuit.
- Betty Rubble: But who's fighting?
- Barney Rubble: The new neighbors - Mrs. and Mr. Brickrock.
- Wilma Flintstone: Fred! You don't intend to eavespeep?
- Fred Flintstone: Ho-ho-hoooo, I wouldn't miss tonight's bout for anything. Those two have been putting on the greatest fight of the century. Last night's bout was a doozy. Did you ever hear such hysterics? All that screaming and shrieking in that high voice?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah, I thought he'd never stop!
- Betty Rubble: Oh, that's terrible! You mean that meek little man hit's his wife?
- Fred Flintstone: No-o-o, in the last three bouts, he didn't even lay a glove on her. He's strictly a defensive fighter.
- Barney Rubble: You'd think she'd let him win once in a while just to keep up his interest.
- Wilma Flintstone: [while Alvin Brickrock, an Alfred Hitchcock lookalike, is at the Flintstones' front door] Do you know the Rubbles?
- Barney Rubble: We've never met, but I've admired your footwork many many times.
- Fred Flintstone: I know what you're going to say. I don't know anything about all of this, right?
- Wilma Flintstone: Right!
- Fred Flintstone: Has that ever stopped me from being an expert before?
- Wilma Flintstone, Betty Rubble: Melville J. Muchrocks is a crook.
- Fred Flintstone: Muchrocks a crook? Are you sure?
- Wilma Flintstone: Absolutely, he's wanted by the police.
- Betty Rubble: We heard him described to a T.
- Fred Flintstone: Wilma, do you know where they went?
- Wilma Flintstone: They said they were going to the amusement park and then to dinner. Oh my poor mother.
- [She starts crying]
- Fred Flintstone: Don't you worry sweetheart, you leave it to me. Barney.
- Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: C'mon, let's go.
- Barney Rubble: Right Fred.
- Fred Flintstone: You ever play football, Barney?
- Barney Rubble: Yeah Fred, why?
- Fred Flintstone: Because you're going to run interference while I intercept a proposal.
