Hal Smith credited as playing...
Otis Campbell
- Barney Fife: Andy, I've this one dead to rights! Otis was drunk. I even gave him a test. I drew a line on the sidewalk and told him to walk it. You know what he said?
- Andy Taylor: What?
- Barney Fife: He asked me what line. I've got this one right, Andy. Otis was drunk!
- Andy Taylor: That right, Otis? Did you ask Deputy Fife what line?
- Otis Campbell: Yeah; but I didn't have my specs on and drunk or sober, I can't see much without my specs.
- Andy Taylor: Otis, three hours ago when Deputy Fife arrested you were you drunk?
- Otis Campbell: I don't know; I wasn't wearin' my glasses.
- Barney Fife: I'll say it right to your face, Otis, you've got a pickled liver!
- Otis Campbell: Well, it's better than having a pickled puss!
- Barney Fife: Oh, yeah?
- Otis Campbell: Yeah!
- Andy Taylor: Boys, stop it!
- Otis Campbell: Well, he started it!
- Barney Fife: I did not start it, he started it!
