Shirley MacLaine credited as playing...
Ginnie Moorehead
- Ginnie Moorehead: I drink too much, and the first thing you know, you get bloated.
- Dave Hirsh: Well, life fluctuates, you know
- Ginnie Moorehead: You know the only time you talk nice to me is when you're loaded?
- Dave Hirsh: Let's get loaded.
- Ginnie Moorehead: What I really wanna do is modeling. But you gotta have a figure like a boy.
- Dave Hirsh: Yeah. And that you haven't got.
- Ginnie Moorehead: Gee, you don't look like a schoolteacher.
- Gwen French: Thank you. I assume that was a compliment.
- Dave Hirsh: I asked you?
- Ginnie Moorehead: Well, if you didn't, you don't think I would've come do you? What am I? A tramp or something?
- Bama Dillert: Look, let's drink up and all go to my place.
- Ginnie Moorehead: What's doing there?
- Bama Dillert: Let's get over there and find out.
- Dave Hirsh: [reading his published article] "And before he was aware of it - he was lost. There wasn't much time left and he realized that he would have to return over familiar ground - running to reach the point at which he could start all over again."
- Ginnie Moorehead: Is that the end?
- Dave Hirsh: Did you like it?
- Ginnie Moorehead: Oh, golly. I liked it fine, Dave. I really liked it a lot.
- Dave Hirsh: That means not very much.
- Ginnie Moorehead: No, honest, I really liked it a lot. Golly, just think you can put those words down on paper like that - and all I can do is hem brassieres.
- Ginnie Moorehead: You know I'd do anything for you, Dave. I'd do anything, ask me.
- Dave Hirsh: Would you, uh? Would you clean up the place for me?
- Ginnie Moorehead: Oh, could I?
- Dave Hirsh: Sure.
- Ginnie Moorehead: Oh, sure. Oh, I'd love to! Oh, why, sure. Oh, I'd love to! I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll come every day before work. You just call me. But you gotta remember, I'm human.
