Humphrey Bogart credited as playing...
Joseph
- Joseph: We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, cut their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
- Joseph: Jules, you rush in and tell him before it's too late. Tell him there's a snake in that box.
- Jules: He won't believe me. He doesn't like me.
- Joseph: Albert, maybe you ought to run in and warn him.
- Albert: Why don't we cut cards for it?
- Joseph: Good idea. I'll get the cards.
- [Long pause as he slowly saunters over to get a deck of cards and returns]
- Joseph: Who cuts first?
- Joseph: It's true. He died in his sleep.
- Felix Ducotel: That was very considerate of him.
- Amelie Ducotel: I don't know what to do.
- Felix Ducotel: The first thing to do is make sure that he's dead. I don't trust him.
- Amelie Ducotel: I'd like to talk to you if can spare a few minutes.
- Joseph: A man sentenced to life can always spare a few minutes.
- [Joseph brings Andre a spiny pineapple on a plate to eat with no utensils]
- Andre Trochard: Knife! Fork! How am I supposed to eat that?
- Joseph: [matter-of-factly] You eat it like an apple.
- [Joseph gives him a look like this is common knowledge]
- Joseph: That's the way it is, "in the midst of life," et cetera, et cetera, I forget the rest of it.
