- Laura Foster: I have acted with octogenarians, dipsomaniacs, dope-fiends, amnesiacs, and veteran cars.
- Janet Honeyman: How is your fan mail these days?
- Jessie: Forty-two letters last week and a proposal of marriage.
- Janet Honeyman: Really?
- Jessie: It was written on prison notepaper, but you could tell it was sincere.
- David Prentice: I'm sick and tired of star actors and actresses. I can think of only one in the last 30 years with whom I'd be willing to spend the rest of my days, and unfortunately, he's dead.
- Janet Honeyman: Really? Who's that?
- David Prentice: Rin Tin Tin.
