Shaye Cogan credited as playing...
Eloise Larkin • Princess Eloise (Darlene)
- Polly the Housekeeper: [Admiring princess Eloise's dress in a mirror] Oh, it's beautiful! But it's a trifle too small for me.
- Patrick the Harp: A trifle she says. Glory be, I do wish I knew why the master keeps a wench like you around?
- Polly the Housekeeper: He likes my cooking. And I don't wanna hear another word out of you.
- Patrick the Harp: Cooking? Can you make an Irish stew? Can you boil a potato, like my poor mother used to boil them?
- Polly the Housekeeper: I can put you back in the cupboard if you don't shut up.
- Patrick the Harp: And I can tell the master you never put the princess in her cell, like he told you to.
- Polly the Housekeeper: You win this time.
- Patrick the Harp: Patrick always wins.
- [sings]
- Patrick the Harp: Come back to Erin, Mavourneen, Mavourneen...
- [talking]
- Patrick the Harp: Aah, 'tis in fine voice, I am today.
- Princess Eloise: I still can't believe that harp talks.
- Polly the Housekeeper: He talks too much.
- Princess Eloise: I meant to ask you, are you the giant's wife?
- Polly the Housekeeper: Heavens no! I'm his housekeeper. He stole me last year from another kingdom.
- Princess Eloise: Well, what'll do with me?
- Polly the Housekeeper: Release you for ransom money, perhaps.
- Princess Eloise: And if there is no ransom money?
- Polly the Housekeeper: You'd make a lovely Sunday dinner.
