Felix Aylmer credited as playing...
Col. H. 'Bulldog' Kelsoe
- Col. H. "Bulldog" Kelsoe: [speaking of the Duke of Marlborough] Do you think we could argue with him? Talk him out of it?
- Gen. "Jumbo" Burlap: Talk him out of it? He's a Churchill!
- Col. H. "Bulldog" Kelsoe: [Commenting during the Great War segment] All this modern warfare, and these new submarines and tanks, all boxes of tricks.
- Gen. "Jumbo" Burlap: I never liked gunpowder, all that noise and those bangs.
- Gen. "Jumbo" Burlap: [Trying to impress two female guests during the Victorian segment, with a trick learnt generations before] I have a trick here with two corks and a length of string. Please examine.
- [guests looking suitably bored and walk off to the dance floor]
- Col. H. "Bulldog" Kelsoe: Jumbo when do you learn there's only one good trick with a cork and is taking out of the bottle !
- Gen. "Jumbo" Burlap: SPOILER:
- [Last Lines]
- Gen. "Jumbo" Burlap: I feel rather faint
- Col. H. "Bulldog" Kelsoe: Like a ghost ?
- Gen. "Jumbo" Burlap: [fading and elevating] Going up.
