Red Skelton credited as playing...
Steve Elliot
- Steve Elliot: I'll never write another boogie-woogie tune as long as I live. With you as my inspiration, I can write important music like symphonies and tone poems or sonatas.
- Carlos Ramirez: She was at the travel window buying a ticket.
- Steve Elliot: Well, ticket for what? You know where she was going?
- Carlos Ramirez: I don't remember. Something like, a cow.
- Steve Elliot: Cow? Don't tell me she went to Moscow?
- Carlos Ramirez: No.
- Steve Elliot: Istanbul?
- Carlos Ramirez: No. Is there some such place as Jersey?
- Steve Elliot: Well, there's New Jersey. That's were Victoria College is. She's gone back to her old job.
- Steve Elliot: How many demerits for kissing a teacher?
- Caroline Brooks: Enough to expel you, you wolf!
- Jean Allenwood: [singing] Don't you get a tingle, Whenever our voices mingle?
- Steve Elliot: You've heard that Sinatra fellow
- Jean Allenwood: I swoon when he gets mellow
- Steve Elliot: Well, anything he can do I can do, Accompanied slightly by you
- Jean Allenwood: I'll take the high note, And you take the low note, And we'll make sweet music together...
- Mme. Zarka: Well, come in, Mr. Elliott.
- Steve Elliot: No, I don't think I'd better.
- Mme. Zarka: Will you please come in? We have no time to play the hide-and-the-seek, Mr. Elliott. Come in!
- [Mr. Elliot enters in a pink tutu]
- Mme. Zarka: Well, well, well, look who's here. Mr. Apollo.
- [slapping each named body part]
- Mme. Zarka: Stomach in. Chest out. Shoulders back. Head up.
- Bunny: [racing in with two other sorority sisters] Steven Elliott, your hour has come. You've been chosen to join the order of the wise and worthy witches of Alpha Nu. Okay, kids! Give him the business.
- [others start paddling Steve's behind]
- Steve Elliot: Now, wait a minute. What? Oh! Oh, why don't you girls pick on somebody your size?
- [knock at the door]
- Bunny: Gosh, who's that?
- Steve Elliot: I don't know, but, I think it's one of your teachers.
- Bunny: Jeepers! How'll we get out of here?
- Steve Elliot: I don't know. You're witches, figure it out for yourself.
- George Adams: [referring to Caroline] Wait a minute, Steve. How does she look in a bathing suit?
- Steve Elliot: How does she look in a bathing suit?
- [looks into the camera]
- Steve Elliot: Is he kidding?
