Allen Jenkins credited as playing...
Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins
- Clarence 'Dutch': After all, Champ, you're going to fight with your mitts, ain't ya?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Well, what do you think I'm going to use? A slingshot? What am I? Samson and Delilah or something?
- Clarence 'Dutch': What's Samson and Delilah got to do with a slingshot?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: That just goes to show what you know about bible history. Samson with his slingshot slewed Delilah.
- Clarence 'Dutch': That said, don't try to tell me that I don't know my bible-cal history.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: I'm tellin' ya, Samson slew Delilah with a jaw-bone of mule, I'm tellin' ya. Wait a minute, who cut off who's whiskers to make him lose his strength? Answer me, that.
- Clarence 'Dutch': Now, I guess you're going to tell me that Delilah worked in the beauty parlor.
- Mr. J. August Freytag: Do you mind if I telephone my wife?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: No, she ain't my wife.
- Mr. J. August Freytag: Yeah, congratulations.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Look, Vergie. You might as well go right back to Seattle.
- Virginia 'Vergie' Matthews: Oh, Mr. Smith, you liked me up north.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Yeah, but you're down south now.
- Gloria Fay: How can you eat watermelon, cucumbers and cheese and then bananas?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Can I help it I like bicarbonate?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: I got a pal. Sgt. Tom Foster. He'd do anything for me on account of I saved his life once.
- Gloria Fay: How?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: He arrested me once and I went along without fightin'.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Kewpie Wiggin of the U.S.S. Arizona. Now, holding down the title of Middle-Weight of the Pacific Seventh Fleet. Does that interest you?
- [short of six years after premiere, U.S.S. Arizona was sunk in Pearl Harbor December 07, 1941]
- Mr. J. August Freytag: Mr. Wiggins, I want you to meet Mrs. Freytag, she's a very charming woman. Mrs. Freytag, Mr Wiggins. Mr Wiggins, Mrs. Freytag.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Hiya Toots!
- [Phone slams down]
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Hey, what's the idea? She hung up right away.
- Mr. J. August Freytag: It's a habit I'd wish she'd cultivate.
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Hey, haven't you girls got any bananas in the house?
- Mae O'Brien: How do you like that, he's complaining. Kewpie, you're the kind of a guy that takes a lollipop away from a baby and then kicks because its the wrong flavor.
- Mae O'Brien: Oh, supposing you got a black eye? How would you look?
- Bernard 'Kewpie' Wiggins: Out of the other one.
