Ted Healy credited as playing...
Dr. Hitchcock
- Major Allen aka Allen Pinkerton: Operators 27 and 13 are not men.
- 'Doctor' Hitchcock: What are they, mules?
- Gail Loveless: [in blackface] Would you go so far as to tell us where we could get a bath?
- Pauline: Please! And lots of soap.
- 'Doctor' Hitchcock: You see, that's all they've been talkin' about the last two hours - a bath. Cannon's roarin', brave men dyin', J.E.B. Stuart licked, and all they talk about is a bath. Well, ladies, you know yourself better than I do.
- Major Allen aka Allen Pinkerton: They look as though they needed a bath. Ladies, you shall have it! The best bath that we can provide.
- Gail Loveless, Pauline: Thank you, Major.
