- I'm never planning on having kids. I would much rather own a Porsche and have a Portuguese water dog and golden doodle. Long term it's cheaper, better for the environment and will never tell you that it hates you or ask you to pay for college.
- [on activism] Like I'm already one of the most politically toxic people in the country. Any politician doing anything with me is in effect committing political suicide. You really are barking up the wrong tree if you think I'll ever have enough power to impact anything.
- Liberals are organized the way that a bunch of six-year-olds doing a group project together with a bunch of crayons are.
- If you need a license to kill deer why don't you need one to kill humans?
- [on celebrity endorsements] If this election is a match up between Taylor Swift and Ted Nugent I think it's safe to say I've seen enough - Biden wins the 2024 election.
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