Biography

From his humble beginnings growing up in the crappy suburbs of Connecticut, Sean joined a traveling circus act where he balance Wiffle Ball bats on his nose to the dulcet tones of "Rock You Like a Hurricane."

McFeeley then parlayed his circus fortune into a laser-tag laundromat that ultimately failed and left him broke and living off his former college roommate in Pomona, CA.
- IMDb mini biography by: SPMI

Originally, Sean was independently wealthy, living off the royalties of his great grandfather who wrote the "Wa-Waaa" bit that trombones would play when a sad-sack met misfortune. He squandered his fortune on bad investments like Pet Rock 2 and "Ishtar."

He moved briefly to New York where he met comedian Jackie Mason. After informing Mason that he was not funny, Sean kept walking.

While in New York, it is rumored that McFeeley helped Donald Trump pick out a toupee... but these rumors have been since debunked.

His brief stint as a free-lance choreoanimator gave him enough money to move to the Poconos Mountains in PA. Horrified by how awful it was there, he quickly moved to Cuba. He enjoyed the free health care, but could not stand the lack of new cars. he was eventually deported for stalking a man that Sean thought to be Desi Arnaz, Jr. but turned out to be someone who looked uncannily like Desi Arnaz, Jr.
- IMDb mini biography by: SPMI