Quotes

I believe death is the ultimate freedom.

It's so common that girls tend to choose men very similar to the kind that raised them.

Society has this need to persecute people. They get some sort of gratification from it. It is what it is.

It will be less wigs if I get executed.

I didn't know that you're a hater when you came to interview me.

In the meantime, smile and say "Cheese".

[on why she smiled in her mugshot] I knew it would be all over the internet, so why not?

I don't plan to cry but you know, I probably will.

Travis and I used to argue about my driving because my rear-view mirror was always facing me instead of toward the back. He made me feel vain at some times.

When he jizzes on my face and throws candy my way and walks away without a word, it kind of feels like I was a prostitute.

He is gay and he was acting dramatic.

I always got the same drink at Starbucks.

Should have at least done your makeup, Jodi. Gosh.

HLN is an acronym for Haters Love Negativity.

Those afflicted with Little Man's Syndrome taint society's perception of genuinely good men who happen to be vertically challenged.

I used to always joke that regardless of what the Bible says, and yes I'm Christian, I just live my life by the ten commandments and those are my rules. You know? Thou shalt not this or that, but it doesn't say thou shalt not fornicate.

I'm still friends with my ex-boyfriends. They're all still alive.

If this is what it is like to be hated, then keep hating!

I've had so much love coming in my direction I can't even respond to it now.

I wouldn't even want to harm a spider. I gather them in cups and put them outside.

Every cheesecake I make is a learning experience.

[to 48 Hours reporter, Jonathan Leach in her first ever interview] Never put my makeup on in front of a total stranger but that's okay. You're not that much of a stranger.

Longevity runs in my family and I don't want to spend the rest of my natural life in one place.

[on why she went from blonde hair to her natural brunette hair] They don't sell Clairol hair dye in jail so this is my natural hair color.

[on whether people should feel safe with her] If you're not abusing me and attacking me and threatening to kill my life, there's no reason to fear.

If you look at things eternally, it's not as scary. I mean we do get attached to our lives and I'm attached to mine.