Biography

Jasmine Dorothy Haefner is an internationally performing comedic actress, writer, and producer for stage and screen based in NYC - and frankly, you should be ashamed you haven't heard of her. She even has a credit on SNL! That's right, WHAT a comedy credit... as Kim Kardashian's photo double. (You have got to stop telling people that part, dammit!) Her work is fast-paced, madcap, heightened, and usually funny on purpose.

She's developing the TV series "NOT DEAD" (2025), a genre-bending mockumentary loosely based on her life with Crohn's Disease. Her one-act play "2-Faces" premiered at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe (2023) after a London preview, boasting crowds six times the festival average and earning great reviews ("If you fancy a dose of what the Fringe is really about, get really drunk and go see this show...") Her film "28 is Great" (2021), a meta-mockumentary short about a film crew rife with chaos, which she wrote, directed, produced, and starred in, playing all five roles, won or received nominations for multiple festival awards, including Best Solo Performance, Best Actress, Best Comedy, and Overall Audience Awards.

After 10 years in the entertainment industry, she's done almost every job except light fire to the hoop the lion jumps through. Come see her work and you're guaranteed "...eccentric and arguably refreshing new writing," "...multiple characters with wit and physical energy," and stories that are "...thrilling and provocative."
- IMDb mini biography by: The Woman Herself, Jasmine Dorothy Haefner