Biography

The Atoms that make up the molecules that make up the cells that make up Skylar Gordon began their long and propitious journey towards His accumulation approximately 13.7 billion years ago in the Orgasmic Birth of Our Universe. Then a bunch of other things happened, and eventually these atoms were combined into the Heavier Elements in the Nuclear Wombs of the Primordial Stars, from which they were spread across Intergalactic space-time in Super Nova Explosions. In time, these atoms finally settled down on a big water covered rock to begin yet another long and propitious journey of Evolution by Natural Selection. Then a bunch of other things happened yet again, and approximately 4.3 billion years later these atoms accumulated in His Mother's Womb and slid out of her in their Ultimate Culmination as the Body and Blood of Skylar Gordon. He is very tired from this prolonged journey, but when he has the time and energy, he writes and makes films for the benefit of humankind. Skylar's intention in all artistic endeavors is to use the inherent potential of art to raise people's consciousness and shift their perceptions to a Higher Level of Awareness, so that humanity may live a more enlightened, compassionate, and fulfilling existence during our brief time on this precious planet. He also wishes to use the inherent potential of art to become inordinately rich and powerful. Skylar lives in Brooklyn, New York with his three wives. He has a purple ceiling, and wears a top hat and walks with a cane. He has never had sex with an underage prostitute, any allegations to the contrary are completely unfounded. If you would like to contact him, please address your prayers to "Lord Skylar."
- IMDb mini biography by: Anonymous