- Who needs a watch when you've got so much time on your hands...
- Get a straw and suck it up!
- When people can't figure out the difference between 'your' and 'you're', that makes me think of a hospital. At least there you get contractions!
- I love daylight savings... if you live somewhere that doesn't have it, you get to watch the footy an hour earlier... Score!
- Comedy can exist without F-bombs flying around. Just look at all the old Jerry Lewis and Dean Martin movies.
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