Quotes

The more fake a girl looks, the more I find her attractive - boob job, pumped-up lips, hair extensions.

I loved sex because - and I'm not boasting - I was pretty advanced in the downstairs department. It was ridiculous but I loved it and I wanted everyone to know it. I wanted to show as many girls as I could - and after sex when they complimented me on my size I would say, 'You tell your mates about me. You tell 'em, love'. It gave me a massive confidence boost to know I had that advantage over other lads

God gave me a gift in the trouser department - I've been blessed.

[on his former lover Gemma Massey] To start with I just wanted to have sex with a porn star, but then I really fell for her. She quit (porn). I felt the need to watch one of her films - she was much better when she was having sex with me!

I'm probably most famous for masturbating and smoking simultaneously on the Internet.

The most romantic thing I've done is get a blow job in the rain.

My goal, when I'm older, is to do swing music. I love swing music but obviously to break into the industry I've got to go a little bit commercial first. But yeah, I love swing music, Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, they are like idols for me.