Quotes

One of the things that we hope to do with Pitchmen (2009) is to give people an appreciation of what we do. I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

I love beautiful wood.

Hi, Billy Mays here for...

Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?

Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.

You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.

Life's a pitch, then you buy.

Long live your laundry!

Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.

I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.

I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.

I've done well for myself.

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

It's important for me to sell a product that works.

Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.

My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.

Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

The infomercial business has been good to me.

When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.