Quotes

I think I have a thing for funny men... looks really aren't that important to me. But if u can make me laugh, I'm hooked.

I am a classically trained actress who happens to pay her rent by go-go dancing. If it's easier for you to categorize me as dumb or untalented, then be my guest. But in the meantime, I'll be brushing up on my Shakespeare and popping that booty!

I may be crazy, completely wrong with my theories on comedy and art in general. But I'd rather give all I got and fail than not try at all.

Every so often we long to steal to the land that might have been, but that doesn't soften the ache we feel when reality sets back in.