- God must have a sense of humour. Why else would he leave banana skins everywhere I go?
- A comedian who cares what they look like when they're being funny, is not a comedian. That's a beauty queen.
- I don't believe in having a midlife crisis. I mean, how do you know when you're going to die?
- A loser is someone who has never tried. Even if you lose...you tried!
- A broken heart is the one thing they don't write prescriptions for
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