Quotes

[Asked if he's ever abused his position of being a member of The Cure] Yes, frequently.

[Asked what is the first thing he does when he wakes up] Go back to sleep.

[Asked if he has ever dreamt of a fan] Last summer when it was really hot...

[Asked what he thinks were the three most important events in the history of music] Nothing is important about music. But definitely not the invention of the drum.

[Asked what he is like when he is drunk] Stupid.

[Asked if he knows any good jokes] No. Loads of bad ones.

[on if he speaks any foreign languages] Ja, si, oui and ne pas bien.

[Asked what music he would have played at his funeral] None. Everybody would be too sad.

[Asked which is his favourite insect] I hate them all.

[on Simon Gallup] He'll do anything to make people happy.

[on Robert Smith] For about the first year I was in the band, I was scared of him. He's a difficult person to get to know because he's so quiet. When you do something he likes, he can make you feel like the happiest person in the world.