Quotes

This has been happening a lot. I'm not saying I look like The Flash, but...It's happened enough that I need to say something. I'm not the Flash.

My wife is in love with this Timothée Chalamet son-of-a-bitch. He's like 21 years-old. It's a joke when she kids me about it, but it's not a joke. And I'm 6 feet tall. That's like a big deal to me. I don't know why it's a big deal but I like that I'm 6 feet tall. We were coming back from dinner the other night, my wife walks past me, she goes, "You know, Timothée Chalamet's 6'1". I just internalized it. And then the next day I look it up online and it said he was 5'11. So I leave the garage - my office is in the garage - and I go into the home, where she is. And I go into her office and I go, "You know, he's '5'11". She goes, "What?", I go "The boy! He's not 6'1, he's '5'11". She goes, "What the hell you are talking about?" I said "I'm 6 feet! I'm taller than the boy! You said Timothée Chalamet was 6'1, he's 5'11". She goes "I was fucking kidding!".