- Ah, how the Westerner jokes. And I laugh though I despise him. We gave you Buddhism, you gave us Coca Cola!
- Female Astronauts? Three women all wearing the same outfit? "Houston, we have a Problem, we've run out of Chocolate!"
- Some people are so negative. "I can't swim, I can't swim!" Well, get some lessons.
- Americans are so positive, aren't they? "Hi, can I help you Sir?" Just Browsing! "Yes, Browse, it's good to Browse, Good Word, Browse!" But there's that dangerous moment if a Brit feels threatened, isn't there? "Now Just a Minute, Mr. Yankee Doodle Dandy! You weren't so forthcoming in 1949, there we were getting obliterated while you were sitting sipping Coca Cola and getting a suntan! Vimto is where it is at, Sir! Dandelion and Burdock, Teacakes in the Park and the thwack of Willow on Buttocks smarting in the Noonday Sun!"
- Chopsticks? When you came over here you didn't swim and get a rickshaw from Dover, did you? Give me a Fork, we've moved on.
- Cat got your tongue, Sir? We gave you a language, kindly use it.
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