Biography

Received a 2008 American League Champion ring while working in the front office of the Tampa Bay Rays. The ring was later stolen.

If someone doesn't show up for my podcast, I've scheduled my whole day around you being here this time. I usually start drinking at that time. So now I'm just sitting here, and if you didn't show up for your 2:00 podcast, now I'm just getting drunk at 2:00 and not doing anything. So now I'm an alcoholic, not a content creator. And that's the line, right?

Adults are just kids who are good at not dying.

People in fat houses shouldn't throw donuts!