- Don't act but be!!!
- Playing on a stage in front of a live audience is big fun. When they give you an applause it feels like an orgasm. If they don't give you applause you were not good enough.
- If you want to become an actor, first start to memorize the complete yellow pages. If you write that on your resume every director will hire you.
- What I fear the most is that one day I will wake up and find out that I'm seventy or so and still single.
- I would like to have a son or a daughter, but the big problem is I can't find a woman who wants to stay with me for at least nine months.
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