Quotes

I'm only a film fan, not a film expert, so it had to be different. There's no way it could have been me in a room, trying to be Jonathan (Jonathan Ross), because he is The King.

If Dustin Hoffman came up, I would fight to the death just to sit on his lap. But maybe not Harrison Ford. I met him once and was under the misapprehension that I was interviewing Han Solo. But he wasn't Han Solo. Or Indiana Jones. But it was just a bloke with an enormous head and tiny little miniature arms called Harrison, who quite liked fishing.

I said I couldn't do it by myself, because nobody could follow the genius that is Jonathan Ross. (On presenting Film '72 (1971))