Quotes

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

Bristow reasons; Bristow quickens; aaaaah Bristow!

That was like throwing three pickled onions in to a thimble.

This lad has more checkouts than Tescos.

Look at the man go, it's like trying to stop a water buffalo with a pea-shooter.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, Taylor could take out a processed pea.

William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.

If we'd had Phil Taylor at Hastings against the Normans, they'd have gone home.

There's only one word for it - magic darts!

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

Look at the man go. It's like trying to stop a water buffalo with a pea-shooter.

This game of darts is twisting like a rattlesnake with a hernia!

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!