Quotes

[on Gina Riley] I hated her on sight. The dislike was mutual, I thought she was a crass show off and she thought I was a stuck up snob. We were both right.

Frankly I am sick to fucking death of skinny people.

We are so lucky to live in this country. When we think about the other countries, where just for being who we are, we could be killed, bashed pushed off a tower.

I don't care if you're cycling to commute, but if you're doing it for exercise, a four lane highway is not your gym. Perhaps I could take my car and drive around your backyard.

When you're telling kids a story, it just has to be about poo and farts.