Quotes

I don't get all the women that I want...I get all the women that want me.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept coming out of my glass.

Van Halen can keep providing the rain and I'll keep providing the parade.

We're not trying to save the world, that is U2's job. We just want to save the 100 cities we will be playing. (On the Van Halen reunion in 2007)

You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound.

I wanted to be the center of attraction, but I also wanted to put the moves on you. I've got to do the hands. I've got to do the knickerbocker break and deliver the smile.

I guess I'm still the frontman (in Van Halen). David Lee Roth: Big Enough For Two Bands, America!

[on turning down an invitation from Mötley Crüe to open for them on their 2022 reunion tour] I don't open for bands that I influenced.