Quotes

Louis Theroux and I are like Siamese Twins; the only way for one of us to get stronger is for the other one to die.

Those accusing me of being a Self-Hating Jew don't know how much self-love I have.

After all my experiences with codewords I was glad to be with Ian Paisley, the last of the unreconstructed Conspiracy Theorists.

It's especially disconcerting because I'm British, and not used to being spied on...

Close your Eyes and Pray" said Nicky Gumbel's Assistant. "I'm a Journalist," I said. "I have to keep my Eyes Open." "Okay, well then I'll Pray for you," he said. "Thank you Lord, for Jon and his Journalism, well, not his Journalism as such...

"In this Town it's less about What you Know than Who you Know," he said. "You mean it's hard to get a Break?" I asked.

[Convoluted Police Sting Operation] "I think he was just trying to lose his virginity to her!" "I don't know what to say to that," he said.

["So you've been Publically Shamed" Book] "It's all I know," he said

Gatekeepers tend to be Psychopaths.

They used Goats because nobody wanted to do all that to a Dog.

Psychopaths can't be detained: as there's no cure, there's no treatment.

[David Icke] These things still have the Power to unsettle us. I think the World turned to Terry Wogan to know how to react...