Quotes

(To Bobby "The Brain" Heenan) "Will you stop?!"

After the end of each match: "Stick a fork in 'im; he's done!"

(On a television program as "Gorilla Monsoon" being asked about his real name.) It took me years to become Gorilla Monsoon. I'm not about to blow that in ten seconds

I was a physical education major at Ithaca, and the only thing I regret about becoming a professional wrestler is that I missed the opportunity to teach youngsters.

(Questioned on why he left teaching to become a professional wrestler) "Of course, there aren't many $100,000-a-year teachers."

It's pandemonium!