Biography

Starred as a fictional homosexual character in his high school theater production.

Has a mother who was an Israeli model and father whose exploits in the Israeli military helped create him.

Spent some time backpacking in New Zealand and Australia, occasionally working as a carnival clown.

My lies usually revolve around the inane, the inconsequential, facts about myself that don't sway the pendulum of conversation or impression one way or the other. Let me explain. I am not a deceitful person, I'm merely a fiend, crack-head, junkie, no gooder. I am addicted to purporting the most fanciful version of myself. This ridiculous charade is done to appease my own sick appetite. I could care less about whether or not the recipient of my jet-stream of bull is buying the line or even impressed with it. I'm seriously concerned though, the underlying motives bring to a light a serious character flaw.