- The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
- I owe a lot to my parents and to my Iowa heritage. I think that middle American values have helped me tremendously - the principles, the morality.
- I would rather have my column on a thousand refrigerator doors than win a Pulitzer.
- I intend to crank out this column as long as you find me useful and the good Lord gives me the strength to do it.
- Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
- Time wounds all heels.
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